DISCLAIMER: Have you ever been looked upon as the slightly quirky or weird one out of your group of friends? Or perhaps the one who was *possibly* dropped on his or her head as a baby, and now lives on a day-to-day basis in denial of that possibility? Perhaps you sometimes scare people with your strange sense of humour that nobody else seems to "get", or to a lesser extent, appreciate? If so, please proceed to click your browsers 'back' button now; I'm looking for comedians, not those who may suffer from any form of undiagnosed acute psycho, physio or neurological disorder or mental impairment... Nutters, basically. If that's you, please get out of my advert. You're still funny, but for the wrong reasons.

Right then... Yup!

Hank Hill (and nutters) aside, thankyou for navigating your way to this page - either you're here because you're interested in the idea of meeting a like-minded person for some comedy-related fun (and inevitable mishap) or, you're lost. Regardless, for the sake of sheer desperation either will do for the time being. AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT A BLOODY NUTTER.

My name's Graeme (yup) and i've had an interest in comedy for a number of years. I enjoy listening to, watching and occassionally absorbing through the medium of hypnopædia a variety of comedians - from standups to musicians to impressionists. I also enjoy as watching a number of (predominantly) more mature-humour cartoons, including King of the Hill and The Simpsons, along with comedy-related films... or "movies" if you're one of those quasi-American Blockbuster video types. Basically, making people laugh is one of my favourite past times - whether it's colleagues at work, friends of mine, or the mildly unfortunate people waiting in line at Asda's infuriatingly crap self-service checkouts.

A recent burst of creative urges (possibly bought about by the over-consumption of caffeine-related drinks) has inspired me to seek out fellow like-minded minions, potentially with the ultimate goal of us meeting up to write material and maybe consider practising it inbetween the odd beer or three (world domination via subliminal messages encoded in studio-recorded CD's comes at a slightly later stage).

I'm constantly told that i'm "the funniest guy" people have ever met. If YOU have ever been told that too (with the sole exception being if the person telling you was being sarcastic) AND you're inspired by and/or enjoy laughing along with the likes of Tenacious D, Bill Bailey, Dane Cook, Weird Al Yankovich, Ian Hislop, Sacha Baron Cohen, Paul Whitehouse, Mike Judge...

...then please drop me an e-mail! I *would* put my mobile phone number up on here, but I need some sort of intangible barrier to act as part of my nutter defence system. I simply can't afford another £30 to change my SIM card number, damn you lucrative mobile network executives. Screw it, even if you're smiling right now, e-mail me - I might make myself a new friend.

Cheers for now! ;o)

Graeme

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