Due to a recent lack of commitment on my drinking partner’s behalf, I now require a new wingman to oversee the following:-

Always get the beers in first
Agree with me on everything
Help me chat up girls, give em a slap if the say no (M King)
Slag off my ex's
Make sure they keep every weekend free in case I decide to pay a visit
Make sure when I get back to my hotel, the TV is still in the room and the windows are shut

Time wasters need not apply...

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